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Monday, September 25, 2006

Fight Club at Paris Hilton's Beverly Hills Mansion

"Page Six" reports that big mouth, unemployed oil heir Brandon Davis got a well-deserved punch in the face by Entourage star Kevin Connolly last Thursday night. According to "Page Six", "Paris Hilton held an after hours bash at her Beverly Hills home. Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love, Dave Navarro and past Hilton conquests Paris Latsis and Stavros Niarchos, arrived with Davis, Nicky Hilton and Nicky's boyfriend Connolly...Brandon and Nicky decided to run around and call everyone a 'loser' and a 'whore'...Connolly didn't like either word and when the oil heir (fresh out of rehab) wouldn't stop, Connolly "smacked him".

Time to start judging folks by the content of their character and not the size of their trust funds. Brandon Davis exhibited contemptuous behavior by publicly taunting ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan, calling her "firecrotch" and other unmentionables. His family immediately shipped him off to rehab for a couple of weeks. For 'loser' and 'whore' to replace, "Hi honey" is a depressing barometer of just how befuddled this new "Lost Generation" is. Happiness is not shallow, nihilism is!!

And the Cow Jumped Over the Moon...

Speaking of happiness, Marsha Krane of Wire Services reports: "Happy cows give more milk," according to Romanian farmer Ion Astarastoaie.

And that, he said is why he and four other farmers planted pot in their pastures. "We grew it because the cows seemed to like it."

Even a Hollywood Career Beats Digging Ditches

Just ask singer Rod Stewart who dug graves before hitting it big. Julianna Margulies, formerly of ER, packed up dead people's belongings to return to their loved ones. The gorgeous Michelle Pfeiffer toiled as a supermarket checker before checking out for screen stardom. Elvis and Rock Hudson were truckdrivers before they got personal chauffeurs. Bruce Willis worked as a bartender at the fabled Studio 54, while Vin Diesel strong-armed unruly patrons as a bouncer. Chris Rock slung fries at McDonald's, while Tony Danza duked it out as a boxer. Alicia Keys credits prostitutes working Times Square in NYC with her wildly successful music career. She vowed to do anything to stay off the streets. "I remember promising myself that nothing would ever trap me into a life like that."

If you can conceive and believe a dream, and hold on for dear life no matter what, you will achieve it!