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Monday, October 30, 2006

HOCUS POCUS...

Some Halloween magic for our readers. Abe Lincoln once said: "Most people are as happy as they make up their mind to be." This from a depressive who didn't have Prozac to help elevate his mood and married a bipolar who shopped 'til HE dropped. Belief is the magic key. We can live a life of dreams fulfilled or dreams denied. It all depends on what you believe. Here's a great true story to inspire one and all.

Actress Kathy Nijimy (Sister Act, Veronica's Closet) was a 300 lb. teenager who dreamed of being like her two idols: Gloria Steinen and Bette Midler. She plastered her bedroom with their photos. She visualized being in the same room with Steinem and acting with Bette Midler one day. Well, a now slim Nijimy co-starred with Midler in the Disney film, Hocus Pocus, and a year later she was married by Gloria Steinem in her parents' living room in San Diego!

Excerpted from "Cheat Sheets for Life", (c) 2006, Sistarrs International

A HARD DAY'S WORK

Paul McCartney''s succeeded in quelling publication of 15 hours of tapes in which his late wife, Linda McCartney, allegedly vents to her friend and fellow vegan activist, Peter Cox , about her 20 year marriage. A friend of Heather Mills told Britain's Daily Mirror that Sir Paul's amputee wife is planning on calling Cox as a witness if things get messy. Mills' side alleges that the former Beatle was abusive toward both women.

Let Linda sing from beyond the grave. Her audio diary could give her the Number One hit she so craved outside of her famous husband's shadow. Free Linda McCartney At Long Last!!

STELLA RAGES ABOUT HEATHER'S DESIGNS
The News of the World alleges that Sir Paul's pregnant fashion designer daughter, Stella McCartney, went ballistic after hearing that Heather Mills claimed her father hit her late mother, Linda.

"I'm going to kill that bitch!" she screamed." I told you she was a bitch. Why did you marry her?" Stella demanded of her father. "She's been a manipulative cow from day one. The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us, and our memories of our mother,"
Heather raged.

There are reports that Sir Paul, 64, is drinking heavily and that Stella is under such strain that she has high blood pressure, putting her pregnancy in jeopardy. Stella is so disgusted by the blonde ex-model, she compared her to a pile of vomit, calling her morning sickness, "Heathering".

Alot of people who know the current Lady Paul McCartney say that she makes them sick, too. This long list includes Heather's own father who has volunteered to testify as to her lack of character and honesty on behalf of Sir Paul. This is sure a stomach turning divorce, but great fodder for the world's tabloids. Let's face it, the legendary, deified former Beatle proves that tired old adage: "There's no fool like an old fool." No prenup, Sir Paul. What were you thinking? Oops, sorry, you weren't...

NAOMI CAMPBELL TO JOIN MEL GIBSON IN BOOZE EXCUZE?

According to the London tabloid The Daily Mail, 36 year old runway rageaholic Naomi Campbell was drunk and overcome by fears when she allegedly went off the deep end and attacked her female drug counselor. The sepia stunner was arrested on Wednesday on suspicion of causing bodily harm after the counselor turmed up with bloody scratches down her face.

Enough of the booze excuze...how about taking responsibility for bad character, underdeveloped social intelligence and overdeveloped ego based on nothing sane and rational? Get thee to a 12 step program and volunteer for clean up...the room's and YOURS.

MADONNA AND CHILD FLY TO MEDIA BLITZ

Little David Banda Ciccone Ritchie is barely out a poverty stricken Malawi orphanage a week, and he's already a jetsetter. Madonna flew David and his new siblings, Lourdes, 9, and Rocco, 5, from London to New York yesterday for several days of filming TV interviews with major U.S. networks. Mommydonna is promoting her new children's book and NBC TV special, but it is David's controversial adoption that will be front and center in the media spotlight.

LET'S RAP EMINEM

Proving there ain't no gentlemen in the poetic world of rap, Eminem, decided to kiss & tell this week. He revealed on his Sirius Satellite Radio Show, "Shade 45" that he shtupped Tara Reid, Mariah Carey, Brittany Murphy and, ta-dah...Britney Spears! Ladies, may we suggest making a one-time exception and actually reading a book: "The Ten Stupid Things Women Do To Mess Up Their Lives"?!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"If you're coasting, you're goin' downhill."

Richard Branson, billionaire entrepreneur & founder/CEO, Virgin International

MACABRE 007...EMBALMED, NOT STIRRED...

Here's a new take on body art. Better make that a double take (or a double, period). German artist Gunther von Hagens is using corpses in various stages of dissection to recreate a poker-playing scene in the upcoming James Bond film, Casino Royale. The cadavers, including one that will be made up to resemble new 007 actor Daniel Craig, will be exhibited at the Plastinarium in Guben, Germany. Marsha Kranes, Wire Services


Now, be the FIRST to go out and spin the down and dirty truths behind the headlines...

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