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Friday, October 13, 2006

MALIBU HORROR TOUR

In honor of Friday the 13th, we'd like to take you on a tour of places that will long live in infamy:


  • Moonshadows Restaurant on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Site of Mel Gibson's July drunken tirade against Jewish Malibu Sheriff's Deputy James Mee after his DUI arrest. "Are you a JEW?!", the devout Christian actor demanded. "The Jews are responsible for ALL the wars in the world. I'm gonna get you...I own Malibu...F**kin' Jews!"

    Officer Mee is currently under investigation for possibly leaking a copy of his original 8 page report detailing the actor's anti-semitic rants to Harvey Levin at TMZ.com. A search warrant was executed on Officer Mee's home, and investigators seized a computer, telephone records and documents. WHOEVER leaked that document toTMZ is a hero because the official report later released to the public was edited to 4 pages with no mention of the inflammatory remarks. Meanwhile, an unrepentant Mel Gibson is running around free, blaming all is troubles on demon booze, while honest, upright Officer Mee faces dismissal from his job and possible jail time if found guilty of the leak. What's wrong with this picture?!


  • More drunk driving on PCH in Malibu...There were a few deaths on this famed highway due to a famous drunk driver who didn't go to jail, and got rewarded by Hollywood. Famed director Busby Berkeley, a well known taskmaster and hopeless drunk, crashed into a car in the 1930's while driving under the influence, killing all three passengers. A slick Hollywood lawyer got him acquitted of all charges blaming the tires for the entire accident. What were THEY drinking?!


  • Robert Downey Jr. & The Goldilocks House...The 31 year old star of "Chaplin" was busted on Heathercliff Road in Malibu in 1997 after he wandered drunk and drugged into a neighbor's house and passed out in a kid's bed. The resident called police who arrested him for trespassing and being under the influence of drugs. Hours before, the same cops had arrested him for speeding on Pacific Coast Highway, and for possession of a revolver, heroin, cocaine and crack.

People who drive along the idyllic Pacific Coast Highway with its azure waters, mountains, and megamillion dollar mansions better beware of the pampered, drunken movie star who can be plastered behind the wheel of any of the upscale vehicles in this tony enclave. PCH could well be an acronym for PACIFIC COAST HORROR!!

Seniors Get Free Sex...

The voice mail system in Ohio's toll-free Medicaid line has been referring callers to a phone sex business. Red faced state officials have told excited seniors that the problem was traced to a typo in the voice mail script. No official complaints have been received.


Now, be the FIRST to go out and spin the down and dirty truths behind the headlines...

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