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Monday, October 02, 2006

MARILYN SHTUPPED ELVIS!!

Let's get real...who didn't the blonde bombshell sleep with?! A SALACIOUS 50-year old Hollywood secret is finally out: Marilyn slept with Elvis after being delivered to his hotel room by a William Morris agent, Byron Raphael. The agent tells Page Six that The King ordered him to pick up Marilyn Monroe at an apartment she shared with actress Shelley Winters.

"When he saw her, they came together and, without saying a word, started kissing. I was in shock and I didn't know what to do. Then Marilyn who was 10 years older, said: 'You're pretty good for a guitar player.'

"After two minutes, they went into the bedroom and I didn't know if I was supposed to leave, or stay and wait for them, so I sort of dozed off. The next thing I knew I was startled awake by the door opening and I dove behind the bar. And they both walked out stark naked. I didn't say a word. I just stayed quietly."

Marilyn was known to skip the hellos when meeting folks and heading straight to carnal territory. She must've circled the "E's" in the alphabet twice as she also slept with Einstein. Shelley Winters , her roommate at the time, reported seeing an autographed photo of the Genius of the 20th Century inscribed to Marilyn: "With love and respect and THANKS." (See our blog: "Here lies Marilyn Monroe: 38-23-36"). Marilyn was always looking for a father, which is why she slept with movie idol Clark Gable. Whether she had a sexual liaison with screen legend Joan Crawford to fulfill a mommy craving is unclear. Crawford wanted another round, Marilyn said she preferred guys.Yes, folks...there is such a thing as women who love too much!!

"Just Asking" from the Always On The Money Page Six...

"Which recently rehabbed celebrity is back on the sauce? The guy just can't stay away from the booze...or the women, much to his wife's distress."

Happy birthday to a billionaire gossip columnist...

Birthday greetings to the elegant man-about-town and Greek shipping heir, Taki Theodoracopulos on his 70th celebrated in London at the famed Annabelle's with a dinner dance for the billionaire and titled set. Guests at the million dollar extravaganza included King Constantine and Queen Anne Marie of Greece, designer Caroline Herrera and two hundred other jet setters. Thanks, Taki, for mentioning the Starr Sisters in your renowned column in The Sunday Times of London. Here's to your next 70 fabulous years!!

EAT DIRT!!

A granny in India says she stays healthy by eating a little more than 2 pounds of sand a day. Ram Rati, 80, considers sand an essential part of her diet and eats it before breakfast, lunch and afternoon tea.

This beats anorexia, bulimia or cartons of cigarettes. Just think, if your dirt is lucky enough to have a few earth worms, you'll for sure get your daily requirement of protein!!


Now, be the FIRST to go out and spin the down and dirty truths behind the headlines...